Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

by Dsmile July 3, 2011

Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.

They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck December 9, 2008