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Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.
Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.
by Bubbis May 23, 2006
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browser beating

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!
by lordjulius May 17, 2009
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.
*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?
by bop[ April 30, 2021
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leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you
Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .
by timmy gendron May 24, 2008
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Bush Beating

When two people need to talk about something really important and instead of getting straight to the point, they waste time making idle chit chat first.
Dude, would you hurry up and get to the point already??? Stop bush beating
by blade835 November 6, 2010
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Squaw Beating

You should have seen the squaw beating at the bar last night. They beat the shit out of that white girl!
by jumpygunz June 1, 2010
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