eighth base

Getting to fouth or home base with two women at the same time.

My wife let me get to eight base with her and her best friend.

by Lucky Larry May 13, 2004

First and a half Base

Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.

She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

43rd Base

Using three hands when you masturbate, all you're own.

"Dude, I got to 43rd base last night."

"You mean 44th right? Cause I saw the fighter jet in your driveway this morning."

by FSMASTER January 17, 2009

89th Base

When you penetrate a lemon with your dick and your fingers at the same time while singing sex bomb by tom jones with a kilogram of sherbet balanced on your forehead.

OR

When an irishman sucks off a polishman on a cycle to brighton

Man 1: Yeah i got to 89th base yesterday, got hit by a car afterwards as well...
Man 2: Wow really? Thats cool

by MarkNortherns March 18, 2009

10th Base

This is just second base in binary. Nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.

nerd - "I got to 10th base last night"
dude - "Holly shit what is that"
nerd - "I felt up Holly's tits"
dude - "loser, everyone's done that"

by -GunnerX December 18, 2008

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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)

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by Gigabased September 24, 2021