butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.

Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.

by general_racc April 13, 2017

Butt-sucky

An object of scorn or ridicule. Something beneath contempt, a complete and utter piece of fermenting dung.

“I’m going to Subway you want something?”
“Nah fuck that everything in that fuckin shithole is butt-sucky.”

by Mr doses November 26, 2019

Butt-dial

When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.

George: dude why did you call me during 5th period?
Ricardo: oh sorry it must've been a butt-dial

by MyNameIsGreg March 27, 2009

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Nuke

One of those turds that is so big and heavy that it splashes all over the place and leaves your arse all wet.

Man that butt nuke smells!

by Danpal7 October 6, 2005

butt pirate

person who pilages another mans anus

those two guys are butt pirates

by nick swenson May 15, 2003