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Blood Wizard

A "Blood Wizard" is when you're banging a chick whilst she's on the rag and you use the blood as lubrication. Once your dick is sufficiently wet, you take it out, and flick the blood all over her back/stomach while yelling a spell.
Her- "Oh god yes"

You- "Blood Wizard?"
Her- "What?"
You- "Aaaaand FIREBALL!"
by Pringal Jugar June 26, 2017
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BLOOD GOD

The God of blood and sacrifices.
"I only worship one God... The BLOOD GOD!"
by PopeMHG October 24, 2017
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Reign in Blood

The fastest, hardest, heaviest and best thrash album of all time. If you don't own it you're a pussy.
Angel Of Death is the most badass song of all time.
by DeadByDawn October 30, 2004
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blood compass

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.
"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."
by swissmisz September 12, 2014
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Language of Blood

The operational language of mobsters, everyday street thugs and autocrats who use the same playbook.
Powerful organizations and individuals who seek power have found that the clearest and most convincing of all communications is the Language of Blood.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2020
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satans blood

noun

Refers to Crud oil.
The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.
by Baron Neville February 3, 2017
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blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.
When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.
by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007
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