Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.
Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?
Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.
Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.
by miltonbuck April 29, 2014
crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
by littlejimmie March 10, 2019
1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 08, 2012
Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
by Megan Bartow August 10, 2005
Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.
by mecaro October 17, 2005
by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008