Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018

Bastardly Bastard

When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.

Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup

by <3Lex May 18, 2008

You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009

Victoria Bastard

A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.

Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"

by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011

Pricks Bastard

A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.

Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.

He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!

by monolisa July 29, 2011

Booty basher

An act in which one bashes the booty

Yo Steve! You see that chick over there??
I sure would like to be her Booty Basher!!

by BeardedBastard July 30, 2018