Autistic

If you ever dare use it as an insult, I will find you, kill you and feed your organs to furious wolves.

The person writing this is autistic. pls don’t hate or d e a d

by CyberCookie March 22, 2020

23 august

the baddest and stunning bitches ever born on this day😜😜💅💅
yall like sex

“so u are born on 23 august”
damn.

by anisswaggy January 25, 2021

August 1st

National Cock Day

Celebrate Cocks big and small, thick and skinny

"Yo its August 1st! Happy Cock Day!"

by NoImNotOkay August 1, 2021

August 14

If someone has there birthday on August 14 Tell them you're the best crackhead you have ever seen.

You see Bob there, he's a crackhead
Why?
Because his birthday is on August 14

by ××aquarius×× October 15, 2019

August 23

People with a dark and dangerous side with a hell of a lot of personalities but fun to be around

Josh : bro people born on August 23 are so weird

Axel : I know bro but their also fun

by Asksksk October 16, 2019

August 5th

The day of extreme crackheadery. A day where acting like a complete buffoon is acceptable and encouraged.

"It's August 5th! Let's go apeshit!!"

by Yeehawbigtiddies October 15, 2019

Autultery

That sense when you're driving an automobile other than your own (and enjoying it) that you are cheating on your car. This feeling of guilt and cheating intensifies exponentially when contemplating/financing/purchasing a new vehicle and reaches it height as you see your trade-in getting smaller in the new car's rearview mirror.

Dude 1: "Dude! You got that new Jeep! Niiiiiiicce!!!"
Dude 2: "Oh man... I love this car but I feel like SUCH an autulteror."

OR

Woman parks new car all the while avoiding looking directly at old car parked in driveway which she has not driven in awhile (and frankly hasn't missed). She pats it on the hood with a grimace and mumbled apology because she feels like she's committing autultery with the new, nicer car.

by mel268 January 31, 2010