appellate judge

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego

Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

by Butter Mike June 1, 2023

Munch appeal

Some kind of food (usually cakes) which look like they're just begging to get eaten

Jane: "LOOK AT THESE CAKES!"
Jim: "that ones got so much munch appeal i might just cream...."
Jane: ".........ew"

by Master Peanut November 20, 2006

mad apper

One who pathologically downloads shit loads of smartphone apps all the fucking time

Hana is a mad apper

by robbierascal84 November 5, 2014

smug appeal

When someone says something has smug appeal, they mean it has a set of qualities that make it attractive to smug people (i.e. people who like to take excessive pride in themselves, usually because they are rich or upper-class)

No one can overlook the smug appeal of a BMW or a Mercedes.
It's an elegant car, with much smug appeal for the rich.

by babanava June 29, 2016

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

sax appeal

1. The amount of extra coolness and/or awesomeness a song can get by being played on a saxophone.
2. How much cooler a song is because there are saxophones in it.

1. "Rolling In The Deep" has so much sax appeal, my tenor makes it sound so cool!
2. Stop listening to One Direction! Harry Connick, Jr. has that sax appeal!

by Egill Skallagrimson December 30, 2016

surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.

The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.

by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017