Pussy Throat
Püh•sêë•thrøw•t
Pu-ssy-throat (adj)

When you partake in an all night affair of eating vagina and wake up to a hoarse voice and scratchy throat. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: itchiness, irritation and possible phlegm on one's uvula. In severe cases one may experience partial paralysis of the tongue and mild jaw pain. If symptoms persist for more than 72 hours, please seek immediate medical attention.

Guy 1: "bro sounds like you came down with a cold."

Guy 2: "I know bro. Last night I was eating pussy like a boss and then I woke up with this lame ass shit!"

Guy 1: "damn bro! Sound like you got pussy throat! You SAVAGE AF!!!"

Pussy throat by AMKS September 22, 2016

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Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.

For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.

Pussy Time Machine by JalWilly June 14, 2016

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Pussy Ass Bitch

That one dumbass who thinks it’s okay to slap other people’s asses, punch people on the arm, and then scream like a nigglet when getting attacked

Look at that cute pussy ass bitch running around naked trying to hump his sister

Pussy Ass Bitch by CallMeS3npai September 12, 2019