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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR
by wood pigeon October 29, 2025
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Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked
That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good
by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015
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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
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Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.
Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
by Nshim September 9, 2021
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Whipped Cream Cowboy

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.
Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.
by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022
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