brown soap

A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.

Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O

by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007

Brown Dalmation

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.

Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.

by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006

Brown-Carrot

What Santa actually did with that carrot you left out for Rudolph.

EWWW! I found a brown-carrot at the base of the chimney...

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Brown Trout

A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.

vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"

by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009

brown word

Shit, in a manner of speaking

That Amigo is a piece of shit!, If I dorve an Amigo, I'd kick my own ass. "Tom, you know how I feel about the brown word."

by Todd McCock April 27, 2006

brown out

To soil ones underware.

Had a fart earlier but it turned into a soding brown out. :(

by Loaf May 22, 2004

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008