Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.
That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.
Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.
Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
by Bearfighter September 9, 2011
Get the Lethal Weapon 2 mug.Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010
Get the Sex and the City 2 mug.by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the Hard 2 blv mug.The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.
joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know
by Joe Battaglia December 23, 2006
Get the mach 2 mug."Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."
by Thob October 4, 2009
Get the 2 second charlie mug.A phrase used to describe a girl who sleeps with more than one guy at a time. The number can be interchanged with others to fit the amount of guys that the girl is with.
by Notquitenough April 27, 2014
Get the 2 Dick Needy mug.When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.
Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
Man 2: OK?
Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.
by kennyj48 October 24, 2013
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