Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.

It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.

by cjewooly November 8, 2010

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jelly roll

When you punch your ol lady in the mouth and then she gives you a blow job with her fat bloody lips.

I got me a good jelly roll from the ol lady. Then she applied peroxide to her lips.

by dle316 April 19, 2006

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barrel roll mafia

A group of friends out of G-Town obsessed with Peppy and his magestic aura of Barrel Roll.

"Oh snap! The barrel roll mafia egged the school last night! Sweet!"

by Foxtrotninja November 24, 2007

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Fruit Rolled Cock

Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.

That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.

by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

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A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.

Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.

by mmHg May 6, 2009

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hardcore hill rolling

the act of throwing yourself down an oftentimes steep, rocky hill.
usually videotaped

brad: brosephine that was some hardcore hill rolling you just did.
chelsea: shit chea. i think i broke my arm
brad: let's put this shit on youtube so we can be on scarred

by chelsephine June 28, 2007

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