old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

Hell Rail

A massive line of cocaine that would make a person, vomit.

Of course it's good quality, if you can do this Hell rail and not throw up I'll be very surprised.

by Sirsoupcancock September 20, 2023

Hell

Eternal suffering and Separation from God

Friend one: what’s hell
Friend two: suffering and pain

Friend one: oh I don’t want that bro thank you for telling me

by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:

consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

hell

A place where we learn meaningless stuff that has no impact on life.

I don't want to go to hell, my GPA is 3.8, please!

by ilikepaper June 29, 2023

The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Hell

Retail

I think I'm gonna go to hell and buy some Doritos.

by 7IsNotANumber May 26, 2025