Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.

“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower”

by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)

WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"

by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021

trucker shower

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.

"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."

by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021

actually_shohei

Actually_shohei is a very interesting non-human, he like running in fields of flowers-not in a flowy dress, but in a skin tight green suit that they use in movies to make humans look like animals-it is his favourite hobby

dude! i just saw actually_shohei doing his favourite hobby! it was one hack of a sight to see!

by xxr3x July 23, 2021