Rusty Peanut

A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.

“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”

by TullyisTully December 4, 2025

Rusty 1911

When you reload .45 rounds with diarrhea to add poison damage to your weapon.

Don't fuck with rich he's not afraid to give you a rusty 1911.

by Sanity unfiltered December 13, 2025

Rustenic

/ru ˈstɛnɪk/ (roo-STEN-ik) · adjective

Pertaining to the sudden disappearance or destruction of an object that has survived for generations.

The quality of a "broken lineage"; the state of an ancient artifact that no longer exists in the physical world.

"The looting of the site resulted in several rustenic tragedies that can never be recovered."

by xcenvi December 19, 2025

Rusty Barb

When one person turns their index finger into a hook shape and fingers another’s anus while they are defecating.

Last night when I was taking a dump, my husband hooked his finger in my ass and gave me a rusty barb.

by Deathclub451 December 21, 2025

Rusty Crown

Another name for a butthole.

I was going balls deep on my lady, she got aggressive and after a slip, my Mushroom warrior almost wore her Rusty Crown

by Drbigbuds1 December 25, 2025

Rusty blowhole

Busting a nut on and in the hairy asshole of a ginger after which when pulling out they proceed to flatulate causing a forceful fountain of cum to erupt from their anus.

Though a rusty blowhole does not require a tetanus shot it is advised to bring some form of barrier to shield oneself from the hairy giz filled sphincter geyser to come.

by DirtyD33 January 3, 2026

The Rusty Nail

A shitty gossip blog that invades the privacy of writers in the small press. Goes around violating the privacy of writers on facebook by making their private facebook postings public. One of the many shit bloggers out there thinking they're famous because they hammer on people who don't deserve it.

The Rusty Nail emerged when she decided to stalk a certain author's Xanga blog, she got five of the writers blogs pulled when the writer had a video blog revealing who she is.

by illinoishorrorman November 4, 2010