Definitions by Drbigbuds1
Rusty Crown
I was going balls deep on my lady, she got aggressive and after a slip, my Mushroom warrior almost wore her Rusty Crown
Rusty Crown by Drbigbuds1 December 25, 2025
Shop Wafting
When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.
Shop Wafting by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025
Pet Tooth
When you got a big old fangle fuck sticking out your mouth with your mouth closed. Then you open your mouth and that's the only thing I see other than your gums, you got pet tooth.
A bro. Did you see that girl she had a pet tooth man? She gave the best tooth I ever had. It was better than a gummer.
Pet Tooth by Drbigbuds1 July 15, 2025
LogZilla
A turd so big it barely fits the throat of the toilet and sticks out of the water and it's not tapered at the end so it makes your asshole slam shut.
I ate too many MREs this week and had to walk out a logzilla so it didn't hit the back of my heel. And when it landed I think I got a earthquake notice on my phone. My asshole is still numb from that slam because there was no taper.
LogZilla by Drbigbuds1 December 18, 2024