One Eight Seven 

A song written and preformed by an emo band called Senses Fail. This song basically talks about how a girl broke a guys heart. It's very emotional and has a nice little ballad to it. Towards the end.. the words get a little TOO meaningful..

Ending: "I wanna kill you! I wanna kill you! NOW!"

One Eight Seven by Arley April 11, 2004

One-eyed Monster

When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.

I gave a one-eyed monster to rout 206!

One-eyed Monster by Jörg December 13, 2006

One Inch Punch 

Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.

Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.

Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.

Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!

Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.

One Inch Punch by Wing Chun guy July 11, 2003

One Direction

The most amazing five people to ever exist. Anyone who dislikes them is INSANE! This British and Irish boyband consists of Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn These five amazingly perfect boys are so great that no other boy can compare! Their fans are called directioners and if you say anything bad about 1D they will kill you with carrots and spoons then revive you and run you over with a lambrogini! DONT MESS WITH DIRECTIONERS!!!! Directionators are the totally wannabe know-nothing-about-1D so not fans who think they're directioners. Directionators are frowned upon by society. ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND LOVED BY EVERYONE

Girl 1: oh my carrots did you see One Direction's concert last night
Girl 2: Oh my carrots YES!!!! they were so hot!!
girl 3: I threw my panties on stage and Niall picked them up *swoon*

One Direction by CShro August 3, 2012

One Cup

A bra made especially for women who survived breast cancer.

"Whats with Jane these days? she seems a bit off.."
"thats just her getting used to her new "One Cup" Bra."

One Cup by barry mycockiner September 8, 2009

One Piece 

An extremely tight vagina. It is so tight that it seems as if the labia are fused together.

-"Her one piece was so tight, my dick turned blue."

One Piece by dghhj July 6, 2008

one cheek

Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed

I waited till the last minute to finish my paper, so I wound up doing a one cheek job on it.

one cheek by Ukyou Kuonji June 11, 2006