matt with the cup

absolute perfection

“bro have you seen that one video of matt with the cup”

“yeah i couldnt stop
watching it”

by myaliasis December 5, 2022

Matt

a person who has no bitches and also admitted to having a piss kink

Matt's a real nice guy, I wonder if he can't get bitches because of his piss kink?

by cheeseheadmilf December 7, 2022

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

matt.sturnio1o

matt is always there for me! i love him sm! he’s always there for me when i’m down. i hope we stay bestfriends forever! <3

matt.sturnio1o is the most amazing person in the world!

by d3lilah December 29, 2022

matt.sturnio1o

the best friend i could ever ask for! love you sm matty! thank you for always being there for me :). you mean the world to me !

matt.sturnio1o is the most amazing bestfriend!

by d3lilah December 29, 2022

Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple

matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘

by flairswrld January 2, 2023

matayia

A name belonging to very few unique people. Matayias keep their feelings to themselves and are very mysterious to the world around them. They are beautiful, tall, hard-working, and kind. They are the best listeners until they become close to you, then they do a lot of the talking. It takes a lot to gain a Matayia's trust, as they often have trust issues.

Bro, Matayia wore her platform converse today.

by dapandabich January 3, 2023