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the goo that is released from a guy's cock after he comes
Damn! I came a lot last night after fucking this ho Amanda. You should have seen the amount of dick spit I left all over her face.
dick spit by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

mud dick 

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
mud dick by Strik9 December 30, 2007

long dick of the law 

1: the police
2: the legal system in general
"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels

Dick Cheney 

The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .

He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants
fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face
Dick Cheney by random man May 1, 2006

Dick Cheney 

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush
Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..
Dick Cheney by *Dee* April 18, 2006

pop rock yo dick 

The act of sucking a dick with pop rocks in your mouth. Extremely hot.
1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!

2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock

Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out

So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out

Chorus

So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too

Chorus

Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r