Brown Shaheen

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."

Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.

by McDowdy October 29, 2014

nigga brown

one of your close niggas.

colby: what up nigga brown?
kate: nothingg chillen you?

by katie bbbbyy July 5, 2008

brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006

brown sugar

It is the process of getting someone to lick your semi-dirty asshole, then having them kiss one of your friends or a stranger.

Dude, last night this dirty bitch named Becky licked my ass then gave Jake some brown sugar.

by Lazarus Merchants of Chaos March 30, 2011

difficult brown

not being able to 'pot the pink' due to time of month, so one must go for the 'difficult brown'

Ewwww your bleeding ... turn around

by PsychoPoo0_o February 14, 2004

Chris Brown

An R&B artist who beat up Rhianna and fled from the scene after she called the cops on him.

Tannkia: " Jerome I know you be seeing another girl. Don't chu lie to me"

Jerome:" Bitch, don't be accusing me before I pull a Chris Brown on yo ass!"

by tonnia7633 March 10, 2009

Chris Brown

Noun: A young R&B Singer
Verb: To give someone a beatdown.

If she complains one more time, I'ma Chris Brown that b*tch.

by NasFanGeniusBOOOYYY March 23, 2009