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Touchings

What people at New Hyde Park Memorial Highschool do for fun. Touchings is a game for everyone and anyone. In simplar words it’s people tazing eachother with their hands specifically in the “touching zone”. You are getting bored at Sophia’s house. Chris and ryan chase Mary and Emma with the touchings.... whole room goes wild chasing eachother like 5 year olds.
“Emma is planning on giving Ryan the touchings right now.”
I just got the touchings, now I’m mad.”
“OHHH TOUCHINGS? TAKE, PLEASE”
by Negativenancy321 January 28, 2019
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Touchings

small eats, snacks to have with strong alcoholic beverages.
Can i get some pickle as touchings.
Where are the touchings.
I will buy the touchings.
Who the fuck is bringing the touchings
by snazzed June 24, 2011
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touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
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Touchling

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.
"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."
by Whikra June 3, 2017
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Asshole Torching

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
by DICK burn November 16, 2016
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Touching tips

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
by Fromundo June 20, 2016
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tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women
Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.
by tuchman1 June 22, 2009
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