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bite job 

To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.
Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
bite job by Mr Sandy Gee May 28, 2008
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turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
turkish smurf job by charlie29 November 13, 2009

Hang Job 

When a girl (or possibly guy given sexual preference) performs a hand job on the male. Just when he is about to cum, she stops and walks away leaving the guy unfinished. She then rushes back and jerks him off as hard as she can till he busts.
Dude this girl was giving me a hang job last night, and just stopped out of nowhere and left the room ... then she rushed back in with an outstanding finish.
Hang Job by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008
When an Indian girl with a mustache gives you a hairy blowjob.
"Man that Indian girl gave me such a good Pun-job. I can't tell what are my pubes and her mustache hairs!
Pun-job by Iheartpunjab March 28, 2009
A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.
I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!
can-job by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

ball job 

ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
ball job by fb_smooth March 25, 2008