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gift fart

A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
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Tetanus fart

When you involuntarily fart so bad your asshole flowers and you use wet ones for a week.
My wife farted so hard her lu lu lemons looked like a reverse moose knuckle. That’s a definite tetanus fart
by Brididdle May 31, 2018
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platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence
Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear
by Kiikle April 26, 2020
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Friendly fart

It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.
Zach, did you just friendly fart!?
by Motermouth15 October 15, 2016
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Fart Baby

A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina
Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby
by Fox Fur January 29, 2021
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Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
by Odd_James November 7, 2019
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fart nogger

1)A word that you call some when they are stupid. 2)someone that has a dead brain.
by Marioqueshalovedick May 12, 2016
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