fish dick 

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.

That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.

fish dick by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

Taehyung's dick 

Taehyung's dick refers to something too big to be defined.

I heard Suzy got a taste of half of Taehyung's dick.. her mouth is a bit big though.

Taehyung's dick by hey bitches it's me April 13, 2017

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

Swiss Army Dick by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

Dick Cheney 

Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.

Look at that DICK Cheney over there.
Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl

Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney by Kewlppl August 31, 2005

Dick Out 

When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.

I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.

Dick Out by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

wedding night dick 

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

wedding night dick by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.

Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!

dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003