I love u 

When u show affection for a person, u never want to leave them, u need them in ur life and u can’t live without them, u want them with u all the time or u feel lonely

I love u means an intense feeling of deep affection; a great feeling u get for that one special person that u have for no one else; it’s that one person whom u choose to care for and about ur entire life
Me: “Brennan I think I love u..”
Brennan: “uhhh.....”

I love u by ISSAredDIAMOND December 15, 2019

i'd bend that over 

What you say when you see a really hott girl that you'd like to fuck.

Damn yo, she's hott. I'd bend that over

i'd bend that over by pAtmOthAFnpRIcE March 24, 2003

i can has 

1: Lolcat slang for "Can I have?" First used in the expression "i can has cheezburger?" but obviously applicable to other situations.

2: The equivalent of #include in Lolcode.

1: Oh noes, the government is wiretapping me again. I can has new prezdent?

2: (I) CAN HAS STDIO?

i can has by Frankie1969 April 3, 2008

I'm Thinkin' Arby's 

A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)

Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"

I'm Thinkin' Arby's by SkidMarkyMark July 23, 2007

i said what i said

when u say something shocking or unpopular and a bitch gets caught off guard or surprised

person 1: shawn mendes is hot but his music succs
person 2: huh?!
person 1: i said what i said

i said what i said by periodtluv dx August 23, 2019

i.h.b.c 

I Hate Boys Club =a club for girls, by girls.

m= ohmygozza, he broke my heart and now i am going to join the I.h.b.c :[

i.h.b.c by mcmcmc August 14, 2006

I'll give you the weather 

To kick some one in the balls

You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!

I'll give you the weather by The Weather Mann August 3, 2007