penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Cary’s penis

A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all

Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y

by SerenityUwU February 23, 2019

Pixelated penis

Niggas with androids

Bro if you have an android you have a pixelated penis

by Falliblepage137 April 14, 2019

Baloney Penis

A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.

Austin has a baloney penis bro!

by Upperlipless July 15, 2019

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

Penis Enabler

A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.

Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.

by Trouble_gurl August 9, 2010

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you get some yet
Jonny:nah man she’s much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018