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by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019