Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Caiden post

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden post is my husband. If he doesn’t listen he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual

My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual

by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025

Post-Arnav-Glow

The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn

Symptoms include:

1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad

2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare

3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him

4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine

5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)

Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion

Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”

by Bunsbish May 22, 2025

Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.

Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.

by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025

Post Text Clarity

When you send that really cringe thing to that one bro/huzz, and immediately regret it

Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!

Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!

by DiceyStep June 4, 2025

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025