Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

Rum Bumps

When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!

“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”

by emTINGS July 23, 2019

Goosey bumpy

Sex

Hey darling, fancy some goosey bumpy tonight?

by Lokkhdkydkdykd July 31, 2019

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

Bare Bumper

A car bumper with nothing on it

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it

by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Cheek Bumps

Your butt cheeks. Especially how one’s butt look in a pair of pants while wearing a thong. This word was first used in a TikTok coined by @chilllmama ‘s young daughter.

“Mama, your panties don’t fit you. It goes in your cracks and I can see your CHEEK BUMPS. That why you need new panties, like big big panties, so people don’t see your CHEEK BUMPS.”

by Chubby Tenderpants June 27, 2020