Ass Muff 

While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.

Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.

Ass Muff by grorge January 10, 2008

Ass Hamsters 

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

Ass Hamsters by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008

Ass Master 

Name for someone who likes booty

Gary is the "Ass Master"

Ass Master by ohplz September 29, 2004

Ass Hand 

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

Ass Hand by Anonymous March 29, 2003

ass belunker 

This word comes from "Ass Spelunking" but is a lighter form of exploration of the anus and it's beautiful depths.

Chris and Colby are dirty ass belunkers.

ass belunker by XxHoundxX August 30, 2004

ass dandruff 

Suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.

who's left half a pound of ass dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!

ass dandruff by Carolline May 31, 2006

Ass-Goblin 

a girl who is short in stature and bitchy-er than any other thing you have ever experiance, this little creature also likes to say she likes you and lead you on then never meets you

person A: dud did you hook up with that girl yet

person B: nah she's an ass-goblin

Ass-Goblin by Brandidit September 1, 2010