Super-poop 

Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.

" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."

Super-poop by Keepitgoing June 15, 2017

Super Happy Fun Guy 

aka still hiding in the closet

This guy hasn’t realized that it’s 2019 now. It’s ok to be gay and like other guys. He still thinks he has to hide in the closet. He will loudly proclaim to everyone how hot he is and how much girls want him. He will brag about what girl he is banging tonight. Unfortunately, because he thinks it’s still the 1800s, he will accuse other guys of being gay. He will post paragraphs of sexual fantasies that he has about these guys yet will claim that these guys look at him this way. A Super Happy Fun Guy is someone to be pitied. Hopefully, his prince charming will rescue him from these unrequited feelings and show him that it’s ok to come out of the closet and be what he is.

This guy is also a stalker of any guy who is better looking and more successful than he could ever be.

“Ugh. This guy just won’t shut up about Cam.”
“I thought he was hooking up with some hot chick?”
“Are you kidding? He’s totally a super happy fun guy.”

“I am so much better than all you guys. Girls drool over my body. Guys wish they were me. Guys and girls wish they could sleep with me, but I’m straight.”
“You are such a super happy fun guy. You’re not fooling anyone.”

Super Happy Fun Guy by INTJBlackUnicorn January 2, 2019

super smash bros 

best video game ever only 2 things are bad no shovel knight no banjo

best video game is super smash bros

super smash bros by (scream) April 16, 2019

Super Squirt September 

The female equivalent of No Nut November but fingering

Hey girl, how’s Super Squirt September going?

Amazing, I already fingered myself three times today

Super Squirt September by Nukeeeeeeeé November 22, 2019

Super Smash Bros 

Sex.

There are only two methods of orgasm. Sex and Super Smash Bros

Super Smash Bros by WispyTheLu March 2, 2020

Super Duper Missile 

A secret weapon that will be employed by the President of the United States as part of the new Space Force initiative that he claims can travel 17 times faster than our current form of space weaponry.

I was worried about our retaliation on China because of the coronavirus, but thanks to our new Super Duper Missile, President Trump has calmed my nerves once again.

Super Duper Missile by TheMowerofLawn May 17, 2020

SUPER SPREADER 

-Orgy

An orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity.
It was reminiscent of a scene from a Roman orgy.

...a drunken orgy.

Synonyms: party

Coronavirus: Outbreak at Welsh hospital sparked by 'super spreader event'

SUPER SPREADER by WontedPoem3 September 30, 2020