Steamer

A Steamer is a shit that comes out your ass so hot that it steams

Bro don't go in the washroom, I just dropped a steamer

by Peirce Isack December 8, 2022

Steamy Morgan

The biggest fattest pile of shit you've ever left in a toilet

I left a Steamy Morgan in the toilet last night and woke up to my wife handing me divorce papers.

by CerealEarth December 19, 2022

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

Steaming rockhold

When you use your friends legs as a toiletseat and poop as he poops in a public bathroom

I steaming rockhold bobby the the traphouse

by Stepinapileofshit March 26, 2023

Steamy Finger

When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger

I scratched my anus and had a steamy finger for the rest of the date

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023