ass polish
toilet paper
Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
ass polish by Omar O. Ungh March 20, 2011
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ass period
This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.
Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
ass period by The Butt-Bandit September 15, 2007
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ass panda
ass panda by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006
ass hamster
Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
ass hamster by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
ass hammer
1) A porn industry slang.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.
4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
2) Referes to the penis as an impliment for penetrating the anus and denotes a forceful, sexually charged atmosphere in which this penetration will occur.
3) As a part of the english vernacular it usually denotes the act of anal sex between 2 people. This term is not specific to any particular sexual orientation but rater generic.
4) A vulgar reference to the act of anal sex due to the implicit "violence" of the term and it's reference to a hammer.
I fucked I lot of hot young bitches back then...They called me Dave "The Ass Hammer" Smith back in college.
The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much
The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer
"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"
Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
The girls all called him the "ass hammer" cause he loved anal sex so much
The gimp was a silly bitch who always begged for the ass hammer
"I like to think of it as ass play but Bill gets freaky whenever I mention going in the back door and then the ass hammer comes out"
Hammer my ass! like the bitch that I am.
ass hammer by titties and cake September 10, 2004
ass n titties
ass n titties by cocococococococococo March 8, 2007