puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.

"Bill you look like a turd nugget!"

by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020

Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 5, 2011

Turd Kraw

A freshwater crawfish prized by Russians for keeping their teeth clean. Can be abbreviated to TK

Andy, what do you have in your mouth?

Nothing, man, just cleaning my teeth with a turd kraw from the river.

by Trvaveler March 22, 2025

giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.

Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd

by timi kay July 28, 2023

vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025