Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

tom holland

the hottest British man live who plays spiderman

mia: omg tom holland is like so hot
me: i know right

by iaminlovewithtomholland May 1, 2021

Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'

I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 3, 2022

Tom

Short.

Damn that guy is a Tom.

by Flagelumflafal March 28, 2020

Tom Tanner

Strokey disability merchant from ARAYEF SHAWBS.

That Huge Tom Tanner From Shawbury Is At Spotters Corner Again, Look At All Them Rolls. Is It a Bakery? No, It's Tom Tanner

by 3333333333333sdf April 6, 2024

Tom

A man who will fuck you in the ass if you don't suck him off

Luis: please Tom don't fuck me in the ass i will suck you off as much as you want just please dont

by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011