Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.

“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi

by KPOP_DUCK December 13, 2018

Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer

Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!

by CheesyDeesy October 22, 2020

bobbing for adam's apples

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.

Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.

by Casey Gonzalez June 01, 2019

Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 21, 2021

apple fart

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Apple Balls

When your penis is small, as in under average, but your balls are the size of a double d bra.

Have you heard of Joshua, I heard he had Apple Balls.

by SlavicPotator69 April 18, 2022