Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

Ipanket

One of the rules when playing Kings Cup.

When the rule card gets drawn, this is how you must continue the game, preceeding every drink taken. "Hi my name is Ipanket".

"Hi I am Ipanket",
"My birth name was Ipanket",

" at the strip club I go by Ipanket"
" Nicki absolutly went Ipanket on him"

by theycallmeFal December 15, 2010

IPMPCILSH

I-I'm
P-Peeing
M-My
P-Pants
C-Cause
I-I'm
L-Laughing
S-So
H-Hard

An Term used to descride the hilarity of your response to another person or situation.

Whenever I see people riding polar bears in Sweden IPMPCILSH !!!

by NotYourTypicalSwedeHart February 24, 2011

iPisser

When somone is so much of a nerdy fuck that they cant put their iPod iPhone or iPad dow to take a piss so they wet themselves.

look at that it turns out Bob is an iPisser because he couldnt stop playing tap tap revolution.

by yehbish March 15, 2011

iPalking

To walk whilst using Crapple mobile devices or any other PDAs.

Dude.. take a look at that douche-bag iPalking with the front-mounted backpack so he can use his iPad as he walks! Hope he doesn't step into the road into oncoming traffic!

by JonoStepho January 27, 2011

ipaper

(n.) - A daily newspaper delivered to an iPad and read on a screen; also applies to daily digital newspapers delivered to and read on other types of tablet devices.

"I used to start my days off with the old trusty print newspaper at the breakfast table, but now I'm addicted to reading the ipaper at our kitchen table. I get the news on my clean screen, and I also get a lot of links to other sites. It's a whole new ballgame!"

-- overheard at a water cooler in Manhattan on January 31, 2011

by PRwiz101 February 21, 2011