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(n.) - A daily newspaper delivered to an iPad and read on a screen; also applies to daily digital newspapers delivered to and read on other types of tablet devices.
"I used to start my days off with the old trusty print newspaper at the breakfast table, but now I'm addicted to reading the ipaper at our kitchen table. I get the news on my clean screen, and I also get a lot of links to other sites. It's a whole new ballgame!"

-- overheard at a water cooler in Manhattan on January 31, 2011
ipaper by PRwiz101 February 21, 2011
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schwww.ipperyyyy

Very fucking slippery. Like, holy shit its slippery. The three w's and four y's help explain how brutal the condition is.
(SH-whip-er-reee)

LM/DS/CL/ML 2021
"We cant go to Hooters today because its very schwww.ipperyyyy outside."

"Holy shit I fell and busted my ass out there, No on told me it was that schwww.ipperyyyy out"

schwww.ipperyyyy- Very very slippery and unstable. Unlike anything you've ever seen before.
schwww.ipperyyyy by burnttoast8558 February 5, 2021
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IMaperson 

The mod of the ruby/sapphire forum at gametalk. Kinky and moddy, but still cool.
Pokemon player 1: "That imaperson banned me last night!"

Pokemon player 2: "Ah damn, I was just about to catch a peak-at-ch00, but I can't do it without you...:("
IMaperson by not Grecien June 11, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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