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Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
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Homo-clash

A person who is not homophobic but simple don’t care or disagree. A person who doesn’t care what the LGBT+ community does but care about their children being effected before they are old enough to truly understand. Not a supporter or advocate of LGBT+ but a bystander of those in the struggle. A lover of all people regardless of sexual preference.
She’s a homo-clash. Although her brother is gay she is a homo-clash and loves him though she disagrees. Homo-clash folk tend to not support LGBT+ talk amongst children.
by Anonymousmenotyou1212 March 14, 2020
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Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
by Inferior April 22, 2020
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sara claus

sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.
did you hear about Bryce he pulled a real sara claus
by sara Claus November 12, 2020
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Santa Claus

When she suck your sac
Wife: want a Santa Claus
by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020
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misha cass

Yes, a friggin fine ass minion lookin' ass thick ass *thinks: should i be saying this online..?* OK BOOMER
ay ay shawtie misha cass ate a snail
by Noah fat neck November 30, 2020
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The Clash Dream

a special dream that happens every 69 years, and is prophesied to herald a golden age of coc by the one who dreamt it. Historical records state that the first person to have this dream was Fatboy, rest in peace.
Hey Randy, I had The Clash Dream last night.
Honestly? Fatboy had it first
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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