When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
by unicornrainbowsharts February 07, 2023
An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'
or
'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
or
'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
by parskuks March 27, 2017
by haramb3 November 24, 2016
Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 08, 2023
by Doktor Awesome June 08, 2018