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similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010
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Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.
Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!
by Dude FInal January 07, 2015
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