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Bike Slut

Overly-intense bike riders, usually middle aged adults. Wear uni-sex spandex outfits in bright and obnoxious colors. Do not produce a legitimate reason for wearing spandex unitards or how it improves bike riding. May also spend up to $5,000 on a single bike, along with hundreds of dollars on special shoes, helmets, and special outfits (mentioned above). Ride in packs. Think they are cars. May ride in the middle of the street in front of cars. Sometimes they will yell at cars in an unintelligible biker language, probably something along the lines of how cars destroy the environment, that they are saints and are saving the world one bike ride at a time, or that the car is infringing and their personal bike-bubble. Occasionally mumble incoherent things about their heart rate.
Example 1

Person 1: Ugh that bike slut is biking in the middle of the road again, it totally thinks it's a car

Person 2: I know, and what's with the bright pink outfit it's wearing?

Example 2

Person 1: Molly is getting way too serious about biking these days, she's becoming a total bike slut
by TheUltimateBikeSlut March 3, 2011
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slut muffin

A muffin without its top on, ie. topless muffin
I covered the eyes of the young, impressionable lad, as the slut muffin bounced passed us.
by Slutty McMuffin September 26, 2012
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Dumpster Slut

A very very easy girl in a sexual sense. Usually not the type you want your friends to know about. Often dirty in the literal sense.
"I don't want to put forth the effort for a pretty girl tonight, lets just find a dumpster slut to get with."
by Blowen1 September 19, 2009
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weekend slut

Mostly directed to high school girls.

They are goodie good during the weekend, they go out and fuck whoever they want.

but still have the stuff to have people not think bad of her.
by xJeffx April 27, 2006
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post slut

A woman or in a few cases men who have sex for post cereal.
"Anna is a post slut."
by PizzimpMcBozule February 17, 2003
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facebook slut

Someone who is deniably addicted to Facebook. Someone who accepts as many friends as they can get, most of whom they dont know. Often young girls they who they will spend hours perving at their photos, commenting on them, trying to get some kind of attention. One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several strangers walls acting as mr nice guy. Having relationship status as "its complicated" to appear available.
"james is such a facebook slut, hitting on strange girls without even knowing them, get a life!"
by sarah prute February 7, 2010
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Slut boots

A shorter pair of boots than hooker heels, in which a girl might get her inner skank on. A favourite amongst virgin whores.
Daaaaaaaym, Kristy got slut boots on. She got her skank on 2nyt!
by bex231 August 24, 2008
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