Alex Owen

Alex Owen is a fuckboy. When a girl dates him it's very common for them to get stuck in what is known as The Alex Cycle, The Alex Cycle is when a girl decides to go out with him, breaks up with him, gets back together, breaks up and so on and so fourth. Now there is certain times when he may be funny, but girls don't let him fool you! Its better to stay friends than get stuck in The Alex Cycle.

Girl 1: Yeah, I dated Alex Owen...7 times.
Girl 2: You got stuck in The Alex Cycle. Shit.

by idkwutevenomfghi June 21, 2016

Alex Dylan James Anderson

Alex Dylan James Anderson's are sarcastic creatures only found in dark areas of caves, when found you may find that they are holding a gaming console and in rare cases you may find them holding a Dungeons and Dragons box if you happen to come across them holding such rare item I highly recommend that you run away as fast and as quietly as you can as they have a habit of persuading people to play a "quick" game when in reality it will last for weeks.

Person 1 " I saw an Alex Dylan James Anderson holding a D&D box last weekend"
Person 2" No way man, hope you didn't get to close I heard they are very good at persuading"

by An sarcastic human February 2, 2020

Alex Boye

Alex Boye is the name of the most Norwegian crusaders. Those guys Will help you with evrything, with games, if you need help with your lmg they Will fix it. If you see one Wild Alex Boye on the Street you can Try to tame it. Its hard you will have to start a crusade and if the Alex Boye surivives he will follow your every need.

Omg you Are So Alex Boye

by Alex Boye September 23, 2019

Alexing

Telling someone you are on to something and actually doing nothing

My boss is Alexing

by Happy Broccoli May 21, 2019

alex

alex is a sex icon who’s gets all the beanies, especially ones called oscar

“have u seen that alex guy, he’s soooo hot”

by alexander steele September 23, 2022

Alex

A big sexy man with a huge cock.

Usually a SEBS victim and tends to blow holes in girl’s skulls
Fuck you charlie mathie youre a bitch

“I heard alex obliterated jessica’s cranium”

by Bigjuicy07 August 1, 2024

Alex O'Planter

HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!

Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"

Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024