Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

leg connector

The pussy. The legs are connected at the pussy, hence leg connector.

She keeps a tight reign on her leg connector.

by jenatalia June 18, 2017

leg bite

When someone bites your leg.

Someone give me a leg bite, and it was quite sore.

by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 09, 2018

Leg Chop

The cringiest name for a low kick in Kickboxing/Muay Thai ever !. Originates in Australia.

Watch a Muay Thai card anywhere in Australia and for sure you'll here a low kick be called a "leg chop". '*spew*

Brodie: "I was at sparring last noight, and this dickhead was going full-on on me. I warned him twice, and if he threw 1 more leg chop, i'd start turning it up on him. He backed off after I said that, but mart, I tell ya, my leg is stingin' today bud.

Cory: "Unreal bruzz. My gym is pretty chill. All the boyz respect each other. Sounds like you got some big egos at your gym bruzzy. Mind you, hard sparring is necessary for fighters. which you are NOT.

by Morphett_Vale_SA February 23, 2024