hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Pink sock

A pink sock is where a man sticks is penis in his girls vagina and pulls it out so fast that her intestines come out on his dick

Man I gave that girl a pink sock now I'm being charged with capital murder no

by Codylmoore August 3, 2020

Socks

I need to get real here chief, if you don't know what a sock is I don't think you're old enough to use the internet

Fun Fact: if you wear sock in reverse the whole universe is wearing your socks except for you

by Rae_Ryuko July 21, 2018

Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well

OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod

by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019

Sock

A apparent eagles fan, who makes an abundant amount of noise when speaking. Similar to skip bayles, he's talks a lot but says a little, which is discredited by stats and facts.

Guy 1: Hey the eagles will win the Super Bowl and my fantasy team is good. Guy 2: dude you sound like sock

by Socking September 17, 2014

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021

Pink Sock

When you get your asshole railed so hard that it prolapses out looking like a pink sock.

Roy: Hey Wyatt any chance I could give you a pink sock?

Wyatt: Nigga not you. Im still recovering from the last time you railed my asshole.

by Alanthecreator March 13, 2024