Dad

A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.

My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...

by Cheesejuicelolxd February 17, 2021

Dad

A man who has impregnated your mother and made you, he pays the bills, takes care of what a man does for his family and spends time with his children. Dad is hard-working, head-strong caring and protective of his family.

Son: Hey dad can we go to the park?
Dad: Ok do you want to learn to throw a ball?
Son: Yes dad please teach me how!

by Theblessing July 22, 2020

dad

what you dont have

"Hey man where your dad"

by Boowomp December 08, 2022

dad

non existent

Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk

Person 2:welp he ain't coming back

by jsjdjsjfjeudbdbdhddjdh June 05, 2022

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 04, 2022

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 01, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?

I wish that I had a Dad

by Big Fat Meaty Cock January 20, 2019