Marcos (Jesus) 

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence

Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend

Marcos (Jesus) by aaagrimage November 20, 2019

Unincorporated Jesus County 

A place so remote, it's not even in East Jesus.

At least East Jesus would be a town. We're out in Unincorporated Jesus County.

Unincorporated Jesus County by ElOjo December 28, 2021

flow jesus 

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.

"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"

flow jesus by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022

prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

prison Jesus by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

Lesbian Jesus 

An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.

Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW

Lesbian jesus is a gay being

Lesbian Jesus by Lesbianjesusfolower#582 June 28, 2023

apple jesus banana disorder 

Apple Jesus Banana Disorder is a disorder that makes you hallucinate about apples and bananas, and the only cure is Jesus.

“I have Apple Jesus Banana Disorder.”

apple jesus banana disorder by mizukithesilly November 8, 2023

feet to jesus 

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

feet to jesus by themjc96 January 4, 2012