Austin Mekenzie

A “Austin Mekinzie” is a creature not know to man, this creature will tear off your skin, by changing your nick-name in fortnite to: “sweatbraggernerd” adovid at all costs…

“Shut the fuck up! We do not care about they pvz2 mints!”

-proceeds to tear off all limbs, and has oral sex with an eye ball from its victim-

“An lifeless corps powered by drinking tears”

1382-2022”

“An Austin Mekenzie is an creature powered by the tears Of his fortnite kills victims”

by COLEPEDERSON November 22, 2022

prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

Cole Pederson

Cole pederson is cool and cole pederson did not write this. He is better than Austin at all video games, especially clash royal tripple draft. He is better than Austin and Blake at rock climbing and His dog is better than Blake’s. Anderson is shitty at poker and cheats vigorously. He also wants to be Hitler very bad.

Cole pederson only friend is the rock Climbing vending machine! “Is that Cole Pederson humping his AC??!” Cole Pederson is not intelligent.

by COLEPEDERSON October 3, 2023